Friday, December 2, 2011

Audi 5000 - Full Lyrics

Hook:
This is the reason I’m breathing, it’s all I can believe in
That’s why I’m leaving, proceeding to the Garden of Eden
And any heathen who doubts me is gonna regret it
Once these people learn my name they’re never gonna forget it
Verse 1:
I’m not saying anything you don’t already know
It’s all part of the show, one gear go
Step back it’s attack of the backpack, I’m trying to keep it old school like Nintendo
Blow indo out the window, I’m gonna show ya how to go with the flow cousin
Call me a bee cause I’m buzzin, man I can think of at least a dozen
Reasons to call it quits and if it wants me to spit I’ll ignore it
Alas, if that happens I’m gonna change my name from Yahzick to Yorrick
Metaphorically exploring this Earth and storing my knowledge
It’s amazing once you realize I didn’t even finish community college
These are just cold hard facts, I’m not looking for anybody’s sympathy
Come sit with me and you’ll see that all I need to succeed is a symphony
Six tympani s, I’m high class, don’t you dare forget about low brass
My brain’s at critical mass I’ll scream until I break triple plated glass
This ain’t a fad, it won’t pass, I think that I might just self-combust
True love not lust, chasing this music’s an absolute must
I can’t do anything but get out there and see how it goes
If you are what you eat, all of my haters are gonna be crows


Verse 2:
Not trying to be anybody that I’m not, it’s all part of the plot, BOOM HEADSHOT
Ricochet, I got lots to say and until my last day Imma blast like a slingshot
Last week I had a dream I was the Dennis the Menace playing table tennis
With Carrot Top and Elaine Benes
Now that I have your attention I should mention that I got more flow than Venice
It’s been said that a good leader speaks softly and carries a big stick
Personally I’m gonna be me, scream at the top of my lungs and carry an ice pick
No tricks, no fine print man I’m just trying my best to inspire
But I’m so on fire I been considering changing my name to Richard Pryor
Perspire but I’ll never tire this is why I exist
To remind everybody else that it’s perfectly normal to be pissed
If ignorance is bliss, we just gotta do what we can
I hope somebody can hear me cause shit’s about to hit the fan
I’m hip hop’s Peter Pan and I don’t have immediate plans to grow up
Cause I gotta be honest, the thought of being like ya’ll makes me wanna throw up
Expect me but I won’t show up, Imma live the way I know how
Imma spend the next decade pleasing crowds and taking slow bows


Verse 3:
Not gonna get anywhere if I don’t try, look me in the eye, Hello McFly?
Do or die man it’s common sense, if you tense up you’ll fall man don’t be afraid to fly
That’s why I’m jumping off the cliff, I’m sick of sitting still with such a spectacular gift
One beat, one mic, one riff, one spliff to get me higher than Spaceman Spiff
Fifth of Gin I’m starting to get a second wind, this is the real deal friends it’s nothing pretend
Won’t say it again, if you’re missing the mission start it over at the beginning and listen to the end
Yahzick for the win, the secret weapon, Big Daddy Kane ain’t no half stepping
And no matter where I end up, Jacksonville is the city that Imma always be repping
Only reason is that’s where my life began, whether I’m in Kansas or Japan
Imma look back on my home, see how much I’ve grown, and know that that was the city
That turned me into a man
But for now I gotta follow my dreams, even if it means going to the slums of the Philippines
When I make it I’ll come back for my team and turn a good idea into a fucking regime
I’m a machine, I run on music and weed, yes indeed that’s all that I really need
Great White, 50g pound pressure bite, swimming all night now I’m ready to feed
No greed just pride and ambition, watch my plans come to fruition
No competition , everything you think you knew about me is superstition

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